24 January 2012

Things I've Learned from the Bachelor

You may mock me for watching this show, and honestly, I don't blame you. But this show has been somewhat educational, and here are the things I've learned:

from abc.com


  • You should always wear a swimsuit underneath your clothes because you never know when a hot tub or deep sea cave will show up, and you better be prepared.
  • You can be totally sweet to your man and a complete jerk/airhead to everyone else, and he will never know....
  • Watching ridiculous girl shows is infinitely better when you watch it with 8 other girls who aren't mocking you the entire time.
  • Crazy Utah weather will never behave, not even for the Bachelor
  • If you beg for attention and reassurance that you're hot, but you aren't a model, then you will get sent home. If you beg for attention and reassurance that you're hot, and you ARE a model, you will get a rose.
  • If you don't immediately gush on your first date about all of your previous loves and tragedies, the conversation will automatically get labeled as awkward. But not all hope is lost -- just talk about how you are bad at communication, and everything will be okay. 
  • Ratty and long caveman hair is totally in. Also, Owen is good to keep all his Justin Bieber jackets for now because they're totally in too. 
  • If you are on TV, everyone will judge you ever time you say anything. So watch yourself, sista. 


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2 comments:

  1. This season has been fun. We should watch them together again and let our husbands bond.

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  2. I've been watching it with some girls in my ward -- you should totally come! We watch it Mondays at 8 (and get to skip through the commercials!) It's a ton of fun :)

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