- You should always wear a swimsuit underneath your clothes because you never know when a hot tub or deep sea cave will show up, and you better be prepared.
- You can be totally sweet to your man and a complete jerk/airhead to everyone else, and he will never know....
- Watching ridiculous girl shows is infinitely better when you watch it with 8 other girls who aren't mocking you the entire time.
- Crazy Utah weather will never behave, not even for the Bachelor
- If you beg for attention and reassurance that you're hot, but you aren't a model, then you will get sent home. If you beg for attention and reassurance that you're hot, and you ARE a model, you will get a rose.
- If you don't immediately gush on your first date about all of your previous loves and tragedies, the conversation will automatically get labeled as awkward. But not all hope is lost -- just talk about how you are bad at communication, and everything will be okay.
- Ratty and long caveman hair is totally in. Also, Owen is good to keep all his Justin Bieber jackets for now because they're totally in too.
- If you are on TV, everyone will judge you ever time you say anything. So watch yourself, sista.